F’ UP YOUR BUSINESS

so that you can actually have fun, make an impact, and make a profit! 

 

What does that mean?

Maybe you’re just starting your business and are feeling daunted by HOW to show up, market yourself, and get clients.

Or maybe you've been trying to build your business for a while but you're stuck and nothing seems to be work to get you to the success you desire. Perhaps you simply are burnt out, tired, and fed up by the way you're doing business and your work really isn't bringing you the joy you desire.

Oooooh, I totally get it. Here's the good news - I get it because I've been there. There's absolutely a way to turn this all around (awesome, right?!) My not-so-secret super power is helping you uncover your deeply rooted limiting beliefs so you can shift that bullshit while also teaching you how to lead with the Feminine and support with the Masculine so that your business takes on a whole new flavor for you--one of fun, ease, joy, and of course, profit.

Can you imagine a version of yourself that is UN-F’N-STOPPABLE?
Because I can.

WAYS TO WORK TOGETHER

  • V.I.F. DAY

    Because you’re a VERY IMPORTANT FEMINIST who has some very important work to do.

  • GET F'D WITH ELIJAH

    FIERCE. FAR REACHING. FINANCIALLY FLOURISHING. FEMINIST. This is what it means to F up your business with me.

  • THE FEMINIST BUSINESS MODEL

    Connect and inspire—and be inspired—in The Feminist Business Model FB Group.

“She holds me to the bigger vision I hold for myself and beautifully articulates where she sees my old patterns getting in the way. I so appreciate her authenticity and marvel at how far I’ve come with her loving and dedicated support.”

— Kari Morin

VIF DAY

Because you’re a VERY IMPORTANT FEMINIST who has some very important work to do. In one epic day, you and I are going deep - and we’re not wasting any time.

During our time together we will:

  • Goddess, this will be the dreamiest part when you and I dig deep into that sweet spot where your gut meets your heart to reveal the big vision waiting to be birthed. This might be something you’ve never thought of, or it could be something that has been weighing on you for years. You don’t have to be totally clear on this, I’m here to help!

  • Listen up Beautiful, you are a FORCE whether you know it or not! The Feminine has been seen as fragile and small for so long, I wouldn’t be surprised if a part of you has lost your connection to your infinite source of power…but not for long. You are going to leave this day feeling like a friggin’ SUPER-SHERO!

  • If you’re here, you know that the business practices that we’ve been fed for so long were all built under the patriarchal systems of long ago. We are going to SCRAP THAT and uncover how we can support your peeps powerful Feminist Business Practices (that will change your business, change how your peeps experience your business, and change the world. NBD. I will also teach you the crucial work of leading with The Feminine and support that juicy feminine magic with the right amount of masculine energy. Some of this looks like: Building a schedule that fits your need to be flexible and free all while staying productive while meeting (or exceeding) your goals. But really—so much more! C’mon…I only have so much room to explain the freaking MAGIC and REVOLUTION you will experience!

  • This is such a sweet spot for me. I LOVE helping my clients feel in alignment with how they show up on social media AND how they sell. Because I know too many amazing humans holding back because it all feels out of alignment—just plain ‘ole ICKY.

    This is SO IMPORTANT. Because shit happens when you feel good about what you have to say and how you’re saying it! Can you imagine?!

    In our time together, I am going teach you some of my favorite practices for creating content that aligns your Feminine Power and Feminine Business Practices with your purpose so you leave our VIF day with all the gas you need to hit the road!Item description

This 4 hour experience includes a nourishing meal and two weeks of text and/or Voxer support. These 4 hours can create the shift you’ve been waiting for!

THE INVESTMENT: $1,111 - Or two monthly payments of $555.50!

 
 

LET'S UNLOCK ALL THE POSSIBILITY WITHIN YOU AND SET IT FREE. THE WORLD IS WAITING.

I cannot wait to get on the phone with you and hear more about what you're dreaming of. Let's talk and uncover what's possible.

GET F’D WITH ELIJAH

FIERCE. FAR REACHING. FINANCIALLY FLOURISHING. FEMINIST.

This is what it means to F up your business with me.

This is the path to truly making your business work on YOUR TERMS—terms that feel good, don’t cause harm, while creating a business and life you desire.

  • When we work together I will help you build consistent income all while turning traditional business practices on their head!

    I know you’ve been following the rules but, Gorgeous, those rules weren’t meant for you, they were built by and for the Patriarchy. Eff that!  I know you’re ready to emerge but don’t know where to start! I know you’ve been hiding out. I know you’ve been starting and stopping.

    I personally know that pit in the stomach feeling when you wonder if it is actually possible to have the business you desire. There are reasons why you feel skeevy!  Ditch that BS so that I can teach you how to lead from the Feminine and support with the Masculine so that you can have a thriving business with consistent income, all while smashing the Patriarchy!

  • If you’re willing to go there, then schedule your call with me, Gorgeous, because it’s your time to feel FREE, FABULOUS and FRIGGIN’ FIERCE.

    I work in 6 month containers with my clients for $6111. 6 month and 9 month payment plans are available for no extra cost.

 

THE FEMINIST BUSINESS MODEL

The space for badass women identified humans who desire to:

  • Build a business that nourishes their soul, creates income, and CONTRIBUTES to the world.

  • Work on dismantling their internalized Patriarchy so that they can set themselves free of those lives and show up in all their magnificence!

Prioritize pleasure over pressure. Smash the Patriarchy. Collaborate. Create connections. Be vulnerable. Make a massive impact! Change the world through the way they do business.

Actively eschew current success paradigms of “nose to the grindstone, suck it up, profit is the only goal, ego driven, no problem stepping on others to get to the top, linear, no pain no gain thinking.” Because F THAT. We are here to show everyone THERE IS A BETTER WAY.

Who believe (even if this is the first time ever thinking this) that BUSINESS IS ACTIVISM.

Are SO DONE with bro marketing and psychological triggers as selling techniques.

If you’re burned out, exhausted, and would rather quit business than freaking market, THIS IS YOUR PLACE.

LET’S CHANGE THE WORLD.

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Let’s Get Started!

Get on my calendar & let’s get to business!